just a touch-starved bisexual piece of shit.
26. usa.
Master of reblogging. falling from one existential crisis to another.

22nd September 2023

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evil-gay-person:

nicknelsonblog:

mother-i-crave-rwrb:

solitair-e:

socialistexan:

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I’ve rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

disturb jk rowling

currently disturbing jk rowling

24th August 2023

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its-your-mind:

ferret-on-pancakes:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

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24th August 2023

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cb1296:

animentality:

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Reminds me of this lol

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4th April 2023

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26th March 2023

Post reblogged from if i fits i'm soup with 57,206 notes

strawberryswitchblader:

strawberryswitchblader:

okay i need to know

i store my eggs in the fridge

i store my eggs at room temperature like god intended

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getting absolutely humiliated on tumblr dot com

15th February 2023

Question reblogged from Type 1 Diabadass with 13,706 notes

discount-nerd asked:

Gelatin is made of animal proteins, does this mean you could use necromancy on jello cubes and have a small, jiggly undead army?

grimreaperchibi:

wearenecromancers:

gods i hope so

The origin story for gelatinous cubes has been found.

6th January 2023

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21st December 2022

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21st December 2022

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human-demi:

orcboxer:

No amount of pain made anybody stronger. Strength is built, not fuckin carved.

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these tags absolutely deserve to be part of the main post, man

21st December 2022

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