just a touch-starved bisexual piece of shit.
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Master of reblogging. falling from one existential crisis to another.

4th April 2023

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26th March 2023

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revolutiongirlstyle:

revolutiongirlstyle:

okay i need to know

i store my eggs in the fridge

i store my eggs at room temperature like god intended

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getting absolutely humiliated on tumblr dot com

15th February 2023

Question reblogged from Type 1 Diabadass with 13,043 notes

discount-nerd asked:

Gelatin is made of animal proteins, does this mean you could use necromancy on jello cubes and have a small, jiggly undead army?

grimreaperchibi:

wearenecromancers:

gods i hope so

The origin story for gelatinous cubes has been found.

6th January 2023

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21st December 2022

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21st December 2022

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human-demi:

orcboxer:

No amount of pain made anybody stronger. Strength is built, not fuckin carved.

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these tags absolutely deserve to be part of the main post, man

21st December 2022

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21st December 2022

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21st December 2022

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willbonds:

theythemthighs:

remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world

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so glad we‘re all on the same page

21st December 2022

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tropesarenotbad:

danandphilnews:

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[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:

Muffin disclaimer

So you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.

Our wobbly tabby cat Bea REALLY likes muffins so there are a few things to be aware of if you have a muffin in the cat area.

- She WILL climb you to try and get your muffin
- She is not very good at climbing so she will claw her way up your body
- It WILL hurt
- She WILL NOT give up
- She may try to eat the muffin right out of your mouth
- She is not allowed to eat muffins

You may pick her up / move her away if needed and if you’re really struggling, come and talk to us and we will help. No matter how much she wants to, it is still very important that you don’t let her eat any muffin as it will make her sick.

Good luck and we hope you enjoy your muffin experience!

She may look sweet and innocent but we promise you she’s not

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Bea the muffin thief has come upon my timeline again and I am obliged to reblog.